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so you want to know about me bub well that's too bad you've come to the wrong place what you should probably know however is that i am insane i am a twisted flipping cycle path i am cwiminal i have stolen from and duped at least four royal families don't believe me? just read the estonian headlines from the may of '73 and the june of '78 respectively i can give you thirty percent of the cut if you choose to nobly assist in the following illegal trial but you must first sign a waiver preceding and must also remember that operations are only conducted during university holidays and through discord servers where each members pfp is an anime gijinka of a deceased japanese literary figure should you wish to ignore the rules or deploy a hotdog shaped beyblade into outer space your thirty percent cut will most surely be confiscated and i will personally see to it that elon attends your funeral pyre to shed fake Exxon sponsored tears before i doubly assassinate you for foiling my both elaborate and intricate plan so impudently of course this was all a farce a ruse a way for me to insult you and compliment you simultaneously now that my plan has been revealed by implying you were royalty since you have been a victim of my diabolical hoax but feel not offended and feel free and welcome to refer to me by employing a slur such as r*tard remember you are loved and looking for affection in all the wrong places is never helpful seek professional help when you lie on the floor and one cheek meets the cold tile and you wonder what deplorable chain of events has lead you to adopt a position as hilarious as this remember that microorganisms are probably crawling up this cheek of yours and one might jump into your eye and make itself home in your brain as parasites do now do you want this to happen during a delirious philosophical exercise? yes i assumed not so get yourself up and play some gospel music through cheap speakers designed to nullify after exactly 55.5 months of interrupted functionality. worst case scenario we could run away to bueno aires like everybody who had socio politco economic and speaker trouble in the nineteenth century its gotten to the point where i am interested to explore the outskirts of buenos aires just to see what kind of lies the people there have been so cleverly bequeathed when it comes to their ancestry because i know my father wouldn't tell me he was a war criminal if he happened to be one imagine if he belonged to one of the royal families i have been so masterfully successful at duping i would simply be stealing from myself in some sense there my middle name is rob call be robin banks because i might have just settled upon my newest mission bub come along we're on our way to a plane to timbuktu that will almost be hijacked by a neptunian race midway but it will feel like nothing short of a rollercoaster ride look at us look at us look at us we're so powerful we're so strong we're going to take over the world and bring prosperity to the people residing within our beautiful wonderful incroyably fundamentally epicly simulated reality E E E E E E E 09//#%$@%///@#)()@SD:KSF)@4E

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